It was 1983. Nancy & I had been married for almost a year.
As I was coming down out of the attic that winter evening, a friend of my wife’s called her with the good news: they were “engaged.” My wife held the phone out for a moment so the engagee could receive my blessing. Feeling the urge to say something, I gave it my best shot. “Squeeze your toothpaste from the bottom!” I blurted out.
I stunk at counseling.
In retrospect, it would be nice if handling the toothpaste was indicative of how we handle our marriages. We could call it Righteousness by Colgate™, or Pepsodent Paradise, or something meaningful like that. Yet, a good marriage isn’t that simplistic, and I’d like to talk about how to have a good one.
Matrimony
I dug up an old word for you—matrimony. I’m a big fan of matrimony (referring to marriage, not your eccentric aunt’s secret pile of cash under her bed mattress).
Marriage is one of the more meaningful things that you can experience on earth, outdone by, and linked to our relationship to the Lord. In other words, marriage is good stuff. So why do people get married? I believe there are several reasons.
First, people get married because they want what the other person has.
I know. I just ruined some of your romantic stereotypes with one blunt statement. But on a very basic level it’s true; people get married because they want what the other person has. They want their good looks, they want their company, and they want their bank account or their lasagna. And they want their love and their time.
Nancy had various qualities that I didn’t have, and I had talents that she lacked. We benefitted from each other, and more importantly, we needed each other. We also absorbed each other’s qualities to a degree. So choose wisely, young people. If you choose poorly, you could also absorb their negative traits (Proverbs 22:24).
In 2004, I went out to eat with a young fellow (Mexican of course). The chips & salsa had barely arrived at our table when he asked my advice on dating. I told him, “Pick someone you want to be like. Over time you will slowly become like them.” I didn't mention toothpaste this time around. I am happy to report that after dating a couple not-so-great choices, this young man married a fine Godly young woman and today they are happily married with two lovely children. That really is great.
Secondly, people get married because God has placed within them a desire for a spouse — “It is not good that man should be alone, I will make a helpmeet for him…”. True to this desire, they seek a member of the opposite sex to spend the rest of their life with. This union is often blessed with children, and their family becomes a container through which God’s blessings flow to others. Or, if we don’t resolve the issues that each of us potentially bring into the marriage relationship, our family becomes a shared cup of pain. But God is in the business of changing lives and He has made a way for each of us to resolve those issues, and find joy again. But I digress.
Here’s some advice for young people. We’ll call it GAfYP (Gerry’s Advice for Young People), a measly shadow of and widely outdone by MYP (Messages to Young People). Guys often marry thinking that marriage will be a sexual paradise with pleasures at their right hand forevermore. Now there is a physical aspect to marriage, and I’m a big fan of that. God is too (Proverbs 5:19; Hebrews 13:4). But let’s bring some reality into the picture. Marriage isn’t all about sex.
Intimacy
There are three kinds of intimacy. They are, in their Biblical order:
Spiritual
Emotional
Physical (or sexual)
Spiritual intimacy is the husband praying with the wife, or praying together. When you pray for your partner (spouse) it reinforces your commitment to that person. It opens up a new dimension in the relationship, and is the basis for all other intimacies in the marriage. This should begin during the dating relationship. Pray together. The guy needs to lead out in this, too. Why? Because a woman cannot respect a man who isn’t the spiritual leader of their home, and God has called her to respect him in Ephesians 5, and Colossians 3. Time to step up, guys.
Emotional intimacy is two people opening their hearts completely to each other. No hidden closets. No secrets. That is scary to some of you (probably most). “If I let them know exactly who I am inside—the fears, the struggles, the regrets—they may not love me anymore” they worry.
But just the opposite happens, friend. When you open your heart to another person and they open theirs to you, that gives both of you an opportunity to care about each other’s fears and pain. Just accept them. And care. This will draw them to you in ways that few couples experience. In fact, you will be one in a thousand.
And people will notice. As you continue in spiritual and emotional intimacy, people will come to you and say “How did you it?” or “What happened in your life?” You know why? Because everyone wants that, and when they see it—it is attractive to them. Then you can help them.
GAfMP (Gerry’s Advice for Married People). Physical intimacy. Sex. This intimacy is at least ten times better when spiritual and emotional intimacy is working in the relationship. It’s good stuff. The sexual side of your marriage will be 10–100 times better if you connect on the spiritual and emotional level first.
Several years ago, I received an email from one fellow after they had spent a week at our place for counseling. The email said “77.4.” Huh? It took me a while, but then I remembered the "10–100 times better" statement. I don’t know how he/they calculated the improvement, but it sounds like a healthy return. I like that kind of report.
So that is God’s intimacy list—Spiritual, Emotional, and Physical.
Do you know what the worldly system does to this list? Turns it upside down! Sexual intimacy is third on God’s priority list, and it’s first on the world’s list. In our world, sex dominates entertainment, culture, music, advertising, literature and empty, intimacy-starved lives.
However, if we keep God’s order in our lives, we inherit a blessing. Married people have much better sex lives than single people. Single people don’t even know what they are doing—for crying out loud. And shouldn’t.
Another dose of GAfYP.
FOR THE GIRLS
Girls often grow up thinking that dreamy Mr. Right will meet all their emotional needs. And then they date Mr. Wrong, who comes in all shapes and sizes. Best way to have a good marriage?—Choose wisely, while dating. I mean—GIRLS... If the guy is an axe murderer, you should probably move on.
“Oh he’s not nearly that bad, Mr. Wagoner!”
OK. How does he treat his mother?
Does he talk about himself a lot?
Is he defiant towards authority?
Does he get angry quickly, without much provocation?
Is he flirtatious with other women?
When he is in a bad mood, does he stay there a long time, sulking and brooding?
Does he pressure you in a sexual way?
AND FOR THE GUYS
Is she impulsive and/or self-focused?
Is she immodest? Does she show the whole world aspects of herself that only her husband should see?
Is she a jealous person?
Does she try to control you (dominating)?
Is a career more important to her than being a wife or mother?
Is she a depressed person, on medication?
Is she a feminist or woke? (RUN)
If you answered yes to 50% or more of these two sets of questions, you have latched onto a MWG (Mister Wrong Guy/Girl), and you could be an NNG (Naïve Nice Girl/Guy). Move on. Choose wisely, and treat kindly
Lightheartedness
A sense of humor can really help your marriage. Just as lightheartedness is the opposite of depression, Godly joy is the opposite of discouragement. Rejoice in the wife of your youth. Have fun together and smile a lot. Even after they are gone, you will look back on the light moments and smile.
Illustration
Several years ago, my wife made six lemon poppy seed muffins. They smelled marvelous. I immediately ate one—for research purposes, mind you.
She took two of them into the living room and remarked as she left the kitchen, “There should be enough for three apiece.” Translation, “Keep your mitts off of my remaining muffin, Sir.” My built-in translator deceived me and all I heard was “You can have the remaining three.” Glom!
When my dissipation was discovered, she, with hands on hips, said “You ate all the muffins!” Guilty.
I thought for a moment…and said “Honey they were really good. I’m surprised you didn’t want more of them.” She stared at me for a moment, trying to muster indignation. Then we both burst into laughter. I put my arm around her waist and said “After Sabbath I will take you down to DQ and buy you a treat.” And so I did.
The ability to smile and forgive is a big asset in marriage. Without it, you become two lawyers arguing your case.
Evangelism
Most of us believe in evangelism. Well, two converted and married people walking in oneness IS evangelism, friend. There is a whole world waiting to see the love of God demonstrated in people. And in your marriage.
What would our church look like if husbands loved their wives like Jesus loves the church; if wives respected and responded to their husbands in a way that honors the Lord?
What would our church look like if parents loved their children and taught them according to the Word of God? What would our church look like if we each resolved conflict in a positive way? I’ll tell you.
We could not contain all the people who would flock to the Advent Movement. In a connected marriage (one that experiences all three intimacies), the beautiful biblical truths that we hold will radiate with greater luster and meaning. Same with a well-ordered family. Let it start with repentance and revival in our marriages—and oneness. Our world is dying to be part of something that will last.
You can have it, and it’s even better than toothpaste.
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“Rejoice in the wife of your youth” (Proverbs 5:18).
