Babylon Bee Names Adventism in Article About Football

The popular conservative website Babylon Bee, just used the Seventh-day Adventist Church in one of their satire headlines.

Man Converts To 7th Day Adventism So He Can Watch NFL All Sunday Long

Said the Bee:

“Local man Dennis Townsend has converted to Seventh Day Adventism in order to spend all Sunday sitting on the couch watching NFL games.

Long frustrated by missing the early slate of games for church, Townsend could hardly believe his luck when he learned of a group that only has church on Saturday.

"You mean, you never have church on Sunday? Like, you never once miss kick-off?" asked Townsend. "Well, I'm convinced. The evidence for Seventh Day Adventism is just overwhelming, and I literally have no choice but to convert."

I don’t think this means we ‘have arrived.’ Rather that we would be known for our courage and biblical fidelity.

Stay sharp, love God, and walk in Truth!

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