Southern Baptists Vote to Ban Women From The Role of Pastors and Elders

The Bible prohibits women from doing two distinct things. First, women may not teach the Bible to men in the church. Second, women may not exercise authority over men in the church.

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Regional Conference Weighs in on Voter ID and Redistricting

Our advice? Be liberal with your generosity, conservative with your character, and avoid politics like a vegan at a Texas barbeque.

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Gay Pride Rises at the Lowest Place on Earth (Literally)

I wonder if Israel’s trying to spur tourism while dodging rockets. Because nothing says “come visit!” like throwing the gayest party in history on the ashes of divine fire-and-brimstone real estate.

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Oh, Good Grief !! Now Fruits & Vegetables are Bad for Us?

Y’know, you can find a study or doctor to condemn almost any good thing, or praise any bad thing. In fact, I’ll wager you one dollar that somewhere out there is a study that says heroin is good for you.

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